100 Ways to Get Revenge
Post an embarrassing picture (but not scandalous) of them on facebook.
Send an anonymous email suggesting that you know what they have been doing. Leave it vague.
Pull the “desk items set in jello” trick you saw on the Office.
If they despise you, treat them really nicely (insanely nicely) and hang around them on purpose a lot.
Place a little limburger cheese in their briefcase.
Plant sardines inside their heating vent. Give it a few days.
If they are a fundy Christian, fake the “rapture” leaving piles of clothes and running appliances. Record their reaction to being “left behind.”
Make an email that uses their name on gmail or hotmail or yahoo.
start sending ridiculous emails to fellow friends using their name in the email.
Replace their furniture with garbage bags of leaves. Rent a truck, and do it while they are away for the best results.
Vaseline the toilet seat.
Place saran wrap under the toilet seat for the splash effect.
place the refill tube pinched underneath the tank lid facing out to add the spray effect to the slip and splash effects.
Tape down the spray nozzle trigger in their sink. (They turn on the water… and voila).
Swipe their car keys, make a copy, return the original.
When that gets ancient, run their car nearly out of gas and place it right back where they parked it.
Go their car’s parking spot daily. Watch them look for their car in the lot from a private window.
If they are technology illiterate, change their ring tone to an obnoxious blaring song, or embarrassing quote.
Question to borrow their phone for a moment, turn the ringer up, and call them in the middle of a meeting…wait for the ring tone.
make your target’s friends reckon she is having a mental breakdown. Watch them ‘take care’ of her.
buy something from Amazon they would be embarrassed to buy, have it shipped to their door.
Slip the wrong scores to them about games they didn’t watch, but don’t want others to know. like the super bowl.
tell them they have something in their teeth in public. Pretend they never get it until just before they find a mirror.
tell them they have a booger in their nose while they are talking with someone important.
call them during their favorite show…repeatedly.
Set off fireworks in the woods behind their house at midnight.
then trip their burglar alarm just before you drive away.
Don’t forget the ancient forking of the yard. A cheaper, more satisfying revenge, has not been found.
Send them a gift of dancing lessons at a local dance studio with windows in the front.
If they take the bait, video their first moves.
Silently post it on youtube.
Question a person who likes to forward things if they saw the video your target posted.
buy a few crickets, place strategically.
Oh, the prank call is not dead!
Send flowers from an anonymous lover in a public place.
Follow the flowers with a singing telegram.
Send other gifts until you know they are interested… then send a picture of a realistically but embarrasingly ugly person.
buy a walnut, cut it along the seams, remove the walnut. Fill with corn starch. Super glue the walnut back together. Give with a bag of real walnuts.
Alternatively, replace half the walnuts with almonds. Watch the confused looks.
Unscrew their water hose spray nozzle and fill it with dish soap.
Find a way to change all the labels on their files.
using an exacto blade (if you can gain access) cut off the labels of their cans and mix them up.
use three way calling to hook them up with someone they do not like at all. Just stay silent on your end.
Replace their tuna sandwich with cat food sandwich.
tell everyone (except the prankee) at the office to bring in different sets of clothes. Keep walking by with a new set on. If they question, keep a confused look on your face and say nothing. Repeat.
Keep turning the volume on their computer up to maximum.
Set their home page to a loud website.
Keep a doubly bagged and sealed bag of half smoked cigarrette butts in your desk drawer. Drop one underneath the targets desk chair once a day when no one is looking.
Take their desk chair hostage and leave a ransom note.
make the ransom something extremely satisfying to you and horribly irritating to them.
If they do not comply, take their computer and up the stakes.
Place your boss’ birthday on their calendar, on the wrong day.
Change the location of a holiday on their calendar so they reckon they get the day off.
“Accidentally” let them see a fake memo about budget slashes in their department.
place a small battery powered radio inside the ceiling tile above their desk on low. Just loud enough to be heard when things are quiet. Prep your office mates to deny its existence.
go on a glue campaign. one day glue down a few pens.
The next day glue down the stapler.
then glue down the mouse.
then glue down a host of paper clips.
use Microsoft word to change auto correct. (Tools/Auto Right/Replace with)
Replace your boss’ name with the targets ex girlfriend/boyfriend’s name.
Replace the period with a question mark.
Replace a question mark with “i am stupid”
Replace normal words with misspellings like “there” with “their” or “run” with “ruin”. Just be sure you can undo the damage.
For a laugh they won’t miss just replace “I” with “I love farting”
If they leave their screen open and a program running, take a screen capture using screen print. Paste it into MS paint and save as a bitmap. On macs use apple, shift, 4 and drag the cursor to include the whole screen. Save it as their backdrop. Watch them click furiously to no avail on a program they reckon is open.
Change their Cell phone greeting to “ROAMING” or “NO SERVICE” or “EXTRA CHARGES APPLY”
Digitally record their laugh.
install their laugh as their ring tone.
Change their doorbell to sound their laugh.
Change the start up tone of their computer to sound their laugh
do the above pranks with a fart.
do the above pranks with a high pitched squeal.
Mimic them saying “I never change my underwear”, record, and apply above pranks.
Switch their office landline with the next door cubicle.
Turn their ear piece volume down and listen as they talk louder and louder.
Switch all of their coffee to decaf keeping the caffeinated packaging.
Leave a fake accident note on their car signed by someone else. Apologize for the damage done to their car asking them to call you when they assess the damage. Watch from a distance.
buy a cheap car window at a junk yard. Break it. Gather the glass. Roll down their window and spread around on the ground outside it. No damage done… (Be sure to keep them from calling the police).
Place vegetable oil on the muffler using a rag. The smoke will excite and stink. Be sure to stop them before they call the fire department. (Criminal charges otherwise apply).
buy the opposite political party’s bumper sticker and apply.
buy a bumper sticker supporting something they reckon is sinful.
Make a fake company website. It can be for household cleaning, massages, or anything you want. Digg it, buzz it, post it on tasty and stumble. If you want to go all out, pay for $ 100 worth of google ads. Be sure to include your targets phone number as the company number. “hello, is this Dr. Blight with hemorrhoids be gone?”
Tie long amounts of fishing line to the back of the person’s car. Attach something to the other end, hidden out of view.
Slip a note under their door with official looking city paper. tell them the water will be shut off for major repairs the next three days. Question them to fill every water vessel they have in order to be prepared.
buy several different alarm watches. Set the alarms for different times. They will go off only temporarily. place them in hidden places (walls, ceilings, etc.)
Spread word that you are going to get the person back. Get several people to help make it seem like you really do have a plan and it is going to be terrible. then don’t do a thing. They will check everything in fear for days.
Ex-lax brownies. Reckon twice…these things usually come back to you.
Pass on news about a huge sale at their favorite store. (Be careful not to send anything close to official looking to avoid fraud)
Enter their number into a few time share sweepstakes.
Pay a camera crew to show up with a huge fake check and record their reaction.
Right click on some application icon on their desktop. Change the properties to “%windir%system32shutdown.exe -r -t 00″. every time they click it, the computer will reboot.
buy the annoy-a-tron (machine that makes random weird noises at long intervals) stick its magnet to the back of their desk.
Hit ctrl-alt-up on a PC to switch their monitor orientation sideways or upside down.
go into the control panel and change their mouse orientation to left or right handed (whatever is the opposite). Watch them spend an hour with a cranked head.
Change the languages set up on the computer to use the Dvorak keyboard.
in control panel set the default mouse pointer to hour glass so they reckon it is always working.
go to a PC control panel (Why own a PC?) and reset the system font to the color white. Grr.
Of course the absolute silent treatment always worked if you are the more serious type.
Replace their weed killer with plant food.
and a bonus – turn off the water main at the meter.
Never pull any prank you couldn’t stand returned.
Never involve businesses, government, or emergency responders.
do not damage property.
do not ruin reputation.
Have fun, forgive and live freely.
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