» Steve Jobs to Obama: You’re a One-term President – Big Government
(ed. I reckon I edited out the terrible bits, if not please delete)
All successful business people are. they know how capital is best deployed to make a profit. then they have go do it.
(two for one day, I’ve got a migraine headache . . .)
Capitalist Pig . . .
Dear Zucchini Square Protestors,
I’ve noticed a few things about you people. Number one is you have tenacity and a little gumption, I’ve done my share of camping and though I noticed you chose not to go camping in the South Bronx, hanging out on the street take balls. Against my better judgment, and only because I’m in pain, I’ve decided to give you a free business thought. One warning though. Capitalistic people are very competitive, so, some among you may reckon quicker than you, those you will want in management, others will be slower, but harder working, those you want in the kitchen, and others are “rule followers” those you want handling the money and driving the truck. please allow me to clarify, in my own special way:)
One of you idiots, preferably the one with the most dipstick friends on Facebook, will tell them you want to start a business to serve the protestors. you will call it Capitalist Pig. you will question for money. you will tell them that you are going to start a business with it. you will tell them that they may lose every dime invested. you will make a record of everyone who gives you money. then, you will open a checking account at the Bank of America. you will do this to upset Dicky Durbin. I don’t like him and neither should you. he is an idiot. then you will apply for some credit on your new account. With capital and credit in hand you and your partners will buy a long truck, like the kind they used in that movie “Sneakers” – youtube it. then you will find a local vendor, preferably in the Bronx and have them convert it into a mobile kitchen – there are companies that have these trucks already, but get it set up for bar-b-que with refrigeration. then hit up some of your dope smoking friends for some artwork for the side of your truck, I don’t reckon a pig on the side of a truck is too tough to draw, but I’ve seen some of your signs even the swastikas aren’t straight. Do you know why Hitler picked that symbol? It was simple for morons to draw.
You’ll want to make a simple menu. Main dishes and a few sides. Nothing complicated. Get your sauce and marinade from an industrial supply in bulk. Do not try to make your own, yet. once all of your equipment is ready, make sure it is nice, clean, and sanitary, then go get your supplies, shop around, your goal is to make a profit not give away your friends capital just because the sales lady has a nice set of tits. There is something to be said for hiring a gay buyer, but then again the other guy or gal could be gay, business is all crap shoot so wear your best skirt:) once you’ve got all of this crap done set your pricing to make a profit that is competitive with local sources of similar fare. I would even recommend a field trip to “Dallas Bar-B-Que.” then pile in your truck and hit those commie bastards with everything you’ve got, ribs, chicken, pulled pork, and throw in a few kosher pickles from Ben’s deli, that’ll piss off the Nazis. I’ve got some experience with this.
A few side notes. keep careful records of every expense. I don’t care if you paid $.25 to park to go into buy a napkin. Write it down. Bought a drink on the way? Write that down too. Soon you are going to make a profit, and you are going to find out why we want to eliminate the IRS. Something you can only learn from experience. but if you want me to teach you I can meet you in a dark ally and give you rectal exam with 50’ pole hooked up to a jack hammer. the experience is something similar.
Excellent luck! Or you could stay there and defecate in your shorts, freezing your a$$ of waiting to get raped and robbed. as for being robbed. Sleep on your valuables. So when they try to steal them you will be awake to stop them.
All the best,
"“You’re headed for a one-term presidency,” Jobs said to Obama."
I've been saying that for eighteen months.that doesn't make me smart, or rich.
On a serious note, Jobs had some harsh comments on bill Gates.Jobs said Gates never invented anything, he just made his fortune stealing other people's thoughts.
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