Your Jokes: ‘Smoked Salmon-Flavored Vodka’ – Laugh Lines Blog – NYTimes.com
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Larry King is quitting his show after 25 years. he said he wanted to thank the source of his support for all those years: his suspenders. – Israel Carrasco, Anaheim, Calif.
The F.D.A. says that airline food is often prepared in unsafe and unsanitary conditions. Otherwise known as “airplanes.” — Alex Schubert, Cincinnati
The F.B.I. recently arrested alleged Russian deep-cover agents living and working in the United States. Despite their sophisticated schemes to appear as regular American citizens, authorities grew suspicious of the group after discovering they all had jobs. – Clint Thatcher, Denver
The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla has unveiled its new spirit – smoked salmon-flavored vodka. Sounds like just the thing to get your date in the mood to spawn. – Paul Seaburn, Spring, Tex.
“Toy Story 3” is tops at the box office. The movie is guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat. The little kid behind you won’t stop kicking the chair. – Alan Ray, Stockton, Calif.
Your Jokes: ‘Smoked Salmon-Flavored Vodka’ – Laugh Lines Blog – NYTimes.com