What the mags are saying this week…
JEN IS ready for one, Beyonce has one on the way, Kate’s exercising like mad after her’s, Kim’s secretly hiding one, and Chrissie Swan (she’s Australian so she gets a surname) is hailing hers a miracle. It’s all about the babies this week in magland. And yet, despite the fascination, details vary.
Well-known, for example, has Jen (Aniston) already in the family way, spotted clutching her belly and sucking a lollipop as she left a doctor’s office. It’s the lolly that gives it away, don’t you know: ”It’s common practice in gynaecology offices to give candy to a woman having bloodwork in her first trimester”. So there.
Even more telling is the fact she’s apparently given up margaritas before dinner, who informs and ”looking a little swollen”. Ah, but maybe she’s not pregnant, just getting ready, NW pipes up. that lollipop could very well be a nicotine replacement trick and the curves are because she’s ”more concerned with the health of her body” they offer. That’s just what Woman’s Day believes, quoting ”a close source” who revealed Jen ”wants to marry (her boyfriend of several minutes Justin Theroux) and get pregnant”.
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As for Chrissie? Well she cancelled her interviews with the Diary so who knows what her miracle is. Possibly the child was born fluent in Spanish and popped out playing a tamborine, we’ll never know.
For those not obsessed with the reproduction of the A-list, the other fascination is fat, with Jane Fonda sharing her tips for avoiding it in Woman’s Day. ”Never eat anything larger than your head!” she says. we got sidetracked by the ”retro style” tips on how to look like Underbelly’s Tilly Devine. That’s right, how to look like a Depression-era prostitute.
While Kim (Kardashian) was in Well-known confirming her pregnancy, Pink, Jess (Alba) and Kate (Hudson) were in Well-known with their hints on losing flab they presumably had at some stage, but who wins out, with the contestants from Largest Loser lined up to show how they’re doing six months after the show. Emma Duncan’s gained 12 kilograms and Rebecca Moon’s up 4.8 kilograms. Sarah-Jayne Duncan but has dropped 0.5 kilograms and Lara Whalan lost a massive 77.7 kilograms. That’s how much her now ex-boyfriend Leigh Westren weighs and yep, she dumped him. Neither will say what happened, but it was ”an incident which broke my trust” Lara says. ”I still love her dearly,” Leigh says, ”I always will” but apparently that’s not enough.
